DBBW Knows: Fear Of Forgery Bars Kate Middleton From Signing Autographs

Seemingly unexplainable weird things that Kate Middleton and by extension, the British royal family are barred from doing include eating while travelling abroad and also signing autographs. Kate has been known never to be shy to interact with ‘commoners’ whenever she is on a public assignment but for some previously unexplainable reasons, she has always politely declined to sign autographs.
Now the reason has been revealed: because of the risk of the signature being forged. We do not yet know what Kate’s exact response usually is but Prince Charles’ famous go-to response is reported to be “Sorry, they don’t allow me to do that”. While autographs may be off the cards for the royals, it appears the British Monarch has no problem with the family posing for selfies with their fans.